WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? Same date this year, as every year – 22nd March




WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG EVER? Louie Armstrong – What a wonderful world




WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL? Anything but boiled carrots




AND… FAVOURITE TIPPLE? The free variety….they always seem to taste better




TOP 3 MOVIES? Shawshank Redemption, Shrek, Gladiator, ‘underdog wins movies’




BEST TELLY? Steve Irwin progs - you just have to admire a nutter




DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? 4 Fish – Bob, Koi-lee, Monty, Betty – last seen heading towards the bottom of the pond.




ANY PET HATES? The word ‘offof’ – people use it in every day language – there is no such word!!




WHAT TERRIFIES YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON EARTH? The ‘NOT IMPRESSED’ look from my wife




WHAT’S YOUR MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT? This happens all the time and still it embarrasses me – speaking to a person and forgetting their name despite being told 2 minutes previously, then having to ask again




IF YOU WERE NOT A DURHAM FM PRESENTER, WHAT JOB WOULD YOU DO? Run my own company - I hate being told what to do




IF YOU COULD BE ANY CELEB IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD YOU BE? Ving Rhames (he appears in a lot of block buster movies, but doesn’t have the paparazzi hassle – at least it appears this way)




CELEBS YOU MOST FANCY? Salma Hayek




IF YOU WERE MAROONED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH JUST ONE ITEM, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Aladdin’s lamp




WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO FOR LIFE? Enjoy it, as no body gets out of life alive




AND FINALLY… WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY? Everything you didn’t want to know, so didn’t ask